It's a beautiful fall Sunday afternoon, the Eagles game is on and everyone is outside grilling some delicious hamburgers and hotdogs. Next to the grill sits a bottle of Heinz ketchup, but what if the people who want to use this condiment are Republican? Are they going to feel left out that because there is not a ketchup brand out on the market for Republicans to consume? No need to fear now, Republicans, W Ketchup is here to support the Republican Party, to be "pro-American" and also to be "anti-Kerry," according to Bill Zachary, chairman of W Ketchup LLC, as reported by Mary Vallis of the "National Post.