don't cook. Ever. It's not because I don't like to or because I don't know how because I can and I do. I don't cook because I'm a college student, a resident, and, more importantly, I'm excessively lazy. I, like most college students, have fallen into the bottomless pit of hot pot ramen noodles and microwave popcorn, fried Campus Corner food and chicken finger wraps from the Widener food court.