What’s white, powder-like and small enough to fit in a baggy? According to Paris Hilton, a stick of gum.
It was just another night in Paris (pardon my pun) when Ms. Hotel Heiress herself was pulled over by the police outside of a Las Vegas hotel. Her nightclub-mogul boyfriend Cy Waits failed a sobriety test that had been given by a motorcycle officer, who requested he take the test after reportedly smelling traces of marijuana smoke.
While Paris waited ever-so-patiently for her boyfriend to finish his test so they could ride into the sunset, she went into her Chanel bag to reach for her lip balm. But uh-oh… the tiny bag containing her “gum” fell out right in front of the police lieutenant!
This little princess claimed that the Chanel bag was not hers… ha ha ha. Oh, I suppose your boyfriend wasn’t drunk either.
This isn’t the first time the “Simple Life” star has been arrested. Actually, this isn’t even the first time this summer. Bravo, Paris. That’s pretty impressive.
Back in July, she was arrested for supposedly smoking pot in South Africa during the World Cup. It was definitely one of her finer moments. What celebutant wouldn’t smoke weed at the biggest soccer game in the world? Obviously only the dumb ones.
Anyway, news broke that Ms. Hilton was charged for possession of cocaine and will have to serve a one-year jail sentence. But not to worry Paris enthusiasts, she will not actually have to report to jail as long as she complies with her plea agreement. This includes a $2,000 fine, 200 hours of community service and the completion of an outpatient drug program.
So will this soon to be 30-year-old celebrity, solely famous for being famous, ever get her act together? I guess only time will tell. Word to the wise: don’t hold your breath.
lol paris is so sad, made me laugh!