Chris Nielsen

Articles by Chris Nielsen

A provoked response

Against my better judgment, I am writing this commentary in response to Michael Butler’s commentary in issue 18 regarding the Santana High School shootings.… Read More

Who wants to party like a rock star?

by: Chris Nielsen Last Friday night, our lovely little Cabrini College was visited by a rock star named Evil Jared from The Bloodhound Gang.… Read More

Obligatory Election 2000 Coverage

by Chris Nielsen Ok, every young American reading this commentary who still believes in the political system, raise your hand. Nice to see there… Read More

Reasoning the Fall Formal

Man, what a week. Cabrini Day, “Popcorn” and the PAC championships in Cross Country (that’s a four-peat, in case you’ve lost track). I could… Read More

The return of a Nielsen top-10 list

“Let that which does matter truly slide…” -Fight Club. We may be seeing the death of quite a beloved tradition this year. No more… Read More

A provoked response

Against my better judgment, I am writing this commentary in response to Michael Butler’s commentary in issue 18 regarding the Santana High School shootings.… Read More

Who wants to party like a rock star?

by: Chris Nielsen Last Friday night, our lovely little Cabrini College was visited by a rock star named Evil Jared from The Bloodhound Gang.… Read More

Obligatory Election 2000 Coverage

by Chris Nielsen Ok, every young American reading this commentary who still believes in the political system, raise your hand. Nice to see there… Read More

Reasoning the Fall Formal

Man, what a week. Cabrini Day, “Popcorn” and the PAC championships in Cross Country (that’s a four-peat, in case you’ve lost track). I could… Read More

The return of a Nielsen top-10 list

“Let that which does matter truly slide…” -Fight Club. We may be seeing the death of quite a beloved tradition this year. No more… Read More